{"id":622,"date":"2014-01-14T00:33:25","date_gmt":"2014-01-14T05:33:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/derekbruff.org\/blogs\/disfordad\/?p=622"},"modified":"2014-01-14T00:33:25","modified_gmt":"2014-01-14T05:33:25","slug":"a-final-hamster-report","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/derekbruff.org\/blogs\/disfordad\/?p=622","title":{"rendered":"A Final Hamster Report"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s been a rough few days at the Bruff house. Our beloved hamster Penny passed away late last week.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/46259794@N02\/8919367641\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-628\" alt=\"Penny\" src=\"http:\/\/derekbruff.org\/blogs\/disfordad\/files\/2014\/01\/8919367641_dd36b0623f_b.jpg\" width=\"1024\" height=\"683\" srcset=\"https:\/\/derekbruff.org\/blogs\/disfordad\/files\/2014\/01\/8919367641_dd36b0623f_b.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/derekbruff.org\/blogs\/disfordad\/files\/2014\/01\/8919367641_dd36b0623f_b-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/derekbruff.org\/blogs\/disfordad\/files\/2014\/01\/8919367641_dd36b0623f_b-700x466.jpg 700w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Penny was with us for just over a year, having come home with us from the pet store in late 2012. The girls had been begging me to get a dog, but I wasn&#8217;t sure I was up for that level of pet commitment, so I negotiated them down to a hamster. We named our new pet Penny for two reasons: (1) She was pretty much the same color as a penny and (2) Penny was the name of the little girl in the movie <em>Bolt<\/em> and the girls insisted that our hamster looked just like the hamster from that movie. Why didn&#8217;t we name our hamster Rhino, after the hamster in <em>Bolt<\/em>? Because he was a boy and our hamster was a girl. This all makes sense under kid logic.<\/p>\n<p>Since the girls spent about 60% of the year at their mom&#8217;s house, that left Penny and me with a lot of quality time. I quickly grew attached to her, in spite of all the noise she made at night. She was certainly adorable, and I liked coming home to something more than a houseplant. She never seemed particularly glad to see me (as a dog might), but she only nipped me once, so I think she liked me well enough. The house is awfully quiet without her.<\/p>\n<p>The girls, as you might expect, took her passing hard. Hannah cried and cried, saying over and over again how much she loved Penny and how she wanted to see her just one more time. She&#8217;s such a tenderhearted girl. Lily didn&#8217;t react much, but that is her way. She was particularly irritable this weekend, I think because she was upset inside about losing Penny. We buried Penny in the backyard on Sunday with a short ceremony, thanking God for the joy that Penny brought to our lives and for the chance to take care of her.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t believe I ever blogged about Penny, but I certainly tweeted about her. Penny made a habit of escaping her cage&#8211;usually because I left it open&#8211;and wandering around the house. Since these escapes were what I usually tweeted about, I had a little fun pretending she was a prisoner and I was her warden. I tagged these tweets with the hashtag #HamsterReport. In honor of Penny and her passing, I&#8217;m sharing all my #HamsterReport tweets here on the blog.<\/p>\n<p>Penny did indeed bring much joy to our house. We&#8217;ll miss her.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>First breakout tonight. Fugitive apprehended. Will run diagnostics on perimeter security tomorrow. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23HamsterReport&amp;src=hash\">#HamsterReport<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Drk Brf (@drkbrf) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/drkbrf\/statuses\/292503049413464064\">January 19, 2013<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script charset=\"utf-8\" type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nInmate moved to larger, more stimulating cell. Inmate currently probing new cell for weak points and\/or edible parts. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23HamsterReport&amp;src=hash\">#HamsterReport<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Drk Brf (@drkbrf) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/drkbrf\/statuses\/295153256127164416\">January 26, 2013<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nInmate in portable cell, accompanying me in bottom-level stairwell. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23HamsterReport&amp;src=hash\">#HamsterReport<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23TornadoWarning&amp;src=hash\">#TornadoWarning<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Drk Brf (@drkbrf) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/drkbrf\/statuses\/296546948402524160\">January 30, 2013<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script charset=\"utf-8\" type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>Jailbreak! Came home to find cell unsecured. Inmate believed to be loose in the house. Please advise! <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23HamsterReport&amp;src=hash\">#HamsterReport<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Drk Brf (@drkbrf) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/drkbrf\/statuses\/298624031094087682\">February 5, 2013<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>Fruit and vegetables piled in the center of a sheet of newspaper on the floor. Hoping to attract the escapee. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23HamsterGames&amp;src=hash\">#HamsterGames<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Drk Brf (@drkbrf) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/drkbrf\/statuses\/298642384789577728\">February 5, 2013<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script charset=\"utf-8\" type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nEscapee spotted! Cornucopia plan worked, but escapee fled before she could be recaptured. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23HamsterGames&amp;src=hash\">#HamsterGames<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23MightRenameHerKatniss&amp;src=hash\">#MightRenameHerKatniss<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Drk Brf (@drkbrf) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/drkbrf\/statuses\/298653589516201984\">February 5, 2013<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nInmate recaptured. Cancel alert. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23HamsterReport&amp;src=hash\">#HamsterReport<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23whew&amp;src=hash\">#whew<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Drk Brf (@drkbrf) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/drkbrf\/statuses\/298663451151196161\">February 5, 2013<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script charset=\"utf-8\" type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>Inmate made an escape tonight when the warden failed to follow security protocols. Fortunately inmate was quickly recaptured. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23HamsterReport&amp;src=hash\">#HamsterReport<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Drk Brf (@drkbrf) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/drkbrf\/statuses\/306999387006050304\">February 28, 2013<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>South entrance accidentally left open during detention officer&#8217;s nap. Inmate did not take advantage of this oversight. Whew. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23HamsterReport&amp;src=hash\">#HamsterReport<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Drk Brf (@drkbrf) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/drkbrf\/statuses\/313067994928521216\">March 16, 2013<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script charset=\"utf-8\" type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nI need to get a hamster ball with a more secure lid. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23HamsterReport&amp;src=hash\">#HamsterReport<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Drk Brf (@drkbrf) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/drkbrf\/statuses\/333796627649269760\">May 13, 2013<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nJust added an appointment to my calendar that says &#8220;Meet Sparkles?&#8221; Potential new inmate. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23HamsterReport&amp;src=hash\">#HamsterReport<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Drk Brf (@drkbrf) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/drkbrf\/statuses\/335111998377431040\">May 16, 2013<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script charset=\"utf-8\" type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23HamsterReport&amp;src=hash\">#HamsterReport<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23Lost&amp;src=hash\">#Lost<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/djw1T4f3HT\">pic.twitter.com\/djw1T4f3HT<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Drk Brf (@drkbrf) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/drkbrf\/statuses\/341912512998031361\">June 4, 2013<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>Investigated strange noise coming from inmate&#8217;s cell. Inmate had trapped herself in cell with own bedding. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23HamsterReport&amp;src=hash\">#HamsterReport<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Drk Brf (@drkbrf) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/drkbrf\/statuses\/354056204101763072\">July 8, 2013<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script charset=\"utf-8\" type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nMassive renovations currently going on in the inmate&#8217;s cell. Guard having difficulty sleeping w\/all the noise. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23HamsterReport&amp;src=hash\">#HamsterReport<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Drk Brf (@drkbrf) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/drkbrf\/statuses\/357721911238733824\">July 18, 2013<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nWe have the whole family in the girls bedroom while they fall asleep tonight, including the inmate, who&#8217;s on furlough. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23HamsterReport&amp;src=hash\">#HamsterReport<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Drk Brf (@drkbrf) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/drkbrf\/statuses\/359864975877091328\">July 24, 2013<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script charset=\"utf-8\" type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>Inmate trapped herself in sleeping area again. Begining to doubt inmate&#8217;s intelligence. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23HamsterReport&amp;src=hash\">#HamsterReport<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Drk Brf (@drkbrf) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/drkbrf\/statuses\/362379902701408256\">July 31, 2013<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>Inmate currently rattling the bars of her cage. With her teeth. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23HamsterReport&amp;src=hash\">#HamsterReport<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Drk Brf (@drkbrf) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/drkbrf\/statuses\/369292342571700224\">August 19, 2013<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script charset=\"utf-8\" type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nJailbreak! <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23HamsterReport&amp;src=hash\">#HamsterReport<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Drk Brf (@drkbrf) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/drkbrf\/statuses\/382692668410564608\">September 25, 2013<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nEscapee has been sighted alive. Now attempting to lure escapee with fresh melon. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23HamsterReport&amp;src=hash\">#HamsterReport<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Drk Brf (@drkbrf) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/drkbrf\/statuses\/382696593347993600\">September 25, 2013<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script charset=\"utf-8\" type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>Escapee cornered behind washing machine. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23HamsterReport&amp;src=hash\">#HamsterReport<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Drk Brf (@drkbrf) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/drkbrf\/statuses\/382701008830226432\">September 25, 2013<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>After a tense thirty minute standoff, escapee recaptured. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23HamsterReport&amp;src=hash\">#HamsterReport<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Drk Brf (@drkbrf) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/drkbrf\/statuses\/382708169413128192\">September 25, 2013<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script charset=\"utf-8\" type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nA well-fed inmate is a happy inmate. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23HamsterReport&amp;src=hash\">#HamsterReport<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/1Z7Fzcos0u\">pic.twitter.com\/1Z7Fzcos0u<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Drk Brf (@drkbrf) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/drkbrf\/statuses\/390677906365882369\">October 17, 2013<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nInmate made a variety of loud scratching noises all night. I suspect she&#8217;s working on an escape tunnel. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23HamsterReport&amp;src=hash\">#HamsterReport<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Drk Brf (@drkbrf) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/drkbrf\/statuses\/403501853318840320\">November 21, 2013<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script charset=\"utf-8\" type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>Inmate seems unconcerned with the impending move to a new facility. Perhaps because she knows she gets to keep her cell. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23HamsterReport&amp;src=hash\">#HamsterReport<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Drk Brf (@drkbrf) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/drkbrf\/statuses\/407022286118481920\">December 1, 2013<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>This would certainly help me keep an eye on the inmate. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23HamsterReport&amp;src=hash\">#HamsterReport<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/E2U0sH41Pb\">pic.twitter.com\/E2U0sH41Pb<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Drk Brf (@drkbrf) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/drkbrf\/statuses\/413139581836746752\">December 18, 2013<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script charset=\"utf-8\" type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nEven the inmate gets a stocking. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23HamsterReport&amp;src=hash\">#HamsterReport<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/77jBrVYcCD\">pic.twitter.com\/77jBrVYcCD<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Drk Brf (@drkbrf) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/drkbrf\/statuses\/415669503385944064\">December 25, 2013<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nCelebrating one year since the inmate entered the big house. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23HamsterReport&amp;src=hash\">#HamsterReport<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/uba8LKXF5r\">pic.twitter.com\/uba8LKXF5r<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Drk Brf (@drkbrf) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/drkbrf\/statuses\/418155242598182912\">December 31, 2013<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script charset=\"utf-8\" type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>Inmate is doing her best to hibernate and is probably wondering why the rest of us aren&#8217;t doing likewise. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23HamsterReport&amp;src=hash\">#HamsterReport<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Drk Brf (@drkbrf) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/drkbrf\/statuses\/418877051848777728\">January 2, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s been a rough few days at the Bruff house. Our beloved hamster Penny passed away late last week. Penny was with us for just over a year, having come home with us from the pet store in late 2012. The girls had been begging me to get a dog, &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":628,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[38,35,34],"class_list":["post-622","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-joy","tag-loss","tag-pets","column","twocol","has-thumbnail"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/derekbruff.org\/blogs\/disfordad\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/622","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/derekbruff.org\/blogs\/disfordad\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/derekbruff.org\/blogs\/disfordad\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/derekbruff.org\/blogs\/disfordad\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/derekbruff.org\/blogs\/disfordad\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=622"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/derekbruff.org\/blogs\/disfordad\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/622\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":630,"href":"https:\/\/derekbruff.org\/blogs\/disfordad\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/622\/revisions\/630"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/derekbruff.org\/blogs\/disfordad\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/628"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/derekbruff.org\/blogs\/disfordad\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=622"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/derekbruff.org\/blogs\/disfordad\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=622"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/derekbruff.org\/blogs\/disfordad\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=622"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}